The Long Ride Home

Episode 10 - A Good Friend

admin — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:54:18 +0000

A good friend joins the show. Yes, one of my awesome friends from High School! We talk about the good old days. It was fun and I hope you’ll have a listen.

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Episode 9 - 8 Continued

admin — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:20:12 +0000

This episode is a continuation of episode 8 but eight was too long so I split it. Episode 10 brings a new co-host so stay tuned.

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Episode 8 - It’s been such a long time

admin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:39:35 +0000

I know, it’s been a while. I’ve been really busy at work! Have a listen. Please call us at 815-209-0885, we would love to hear from you and it’s an excellent way to be part of the show.

Songs:
Passion - Colorless Green Ideas

This song can be found on Garage Band @ garageband.com

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Episode 7 - Some new cast members

admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:27:49 +0000

Wow, what a week. It looks as if Mike isn’t going to join but I had a lot of fun putting this episode together. I have some new members helping me with the podcast; I think you’ll enjoy it. Have a listen. Please call us at 815-209-0885, we would love to hear from you and it’s an excellent way to be part of the show.

Songs:
Skull Crusher Mountain - Jonathan Coulton
Country Girls Rock - Heather Marie Harrison

Both can be found on Garage Band @ garageband.com

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Episode - Delayed

admin — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:46:45 +0000

I apologize, episode 7 will be delayed as I’m going to try something new. It will be coming out shortly.

Episdoe 6 - Deboney

admin — Fri, 23 May 2008 02:58:42 +0000

Unfortunately Mike was unable to make it tonight. So, I’m flying solo… The link to the download the duct tape song can be found at http://www.ducttapeguys.com/music/index.html. I talk about baked goods, mens faults (there are only five, lol), and other things. Have a listen. Please call us at 815-209-0885, we would love to hear from you and it’s an excellent way to be part of the show.

Have Fun!

Episode 5 - Bra Size

admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:42:00 +0000

Mike and I talk about how Bra sizes are determined, Women Pant sizes, dances with the stars and more… Please call us at 815-209-0885, we would love to hear from you and it’s an excellent way to be part of the show.

We talk about the rejection hot line and here is the website for those who need to provide a number to people who want your number but you aren’t interested in. http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

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Joke of the week 4/28

admin — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:28:09 +0000

Roger, a friend on the train gave this joke to me, I don’t know who the author is but I found this joke funny.

Baked Beans -

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down and on the way home from work. Since I lived in a rural area, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way I passed by a small diner; the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effect by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and consumed three large orders of baked beans. Starting my walk home once again, I made sure that I released any gas build up.

Upon my arrival my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity to shift my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes; the pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused, “Happy Birthday!”

I fainted!!!

Episode 4 - Auntie Ed

admin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:28:08 +0000

Auntie Ed from the For The Horde Radio podcast joins us, W00t! (http://www.forthehorderadio.com) Yes, I have a new mic on order, it will be here in time for episode 5. We talk about Wow, yodel pants, leather pants, babies, etc.. It was a lot of fun! Thank you Auntie Ed! Also, the picture is me at age 21 in leather pants. Pictured with me is my 15 year old sister who stole my car that night for a little joy ride and was caught by my parents, LOL! Please email us at the tlrhomepodcast@gmail.com.

Rick

Episode 3 - Peter the Greek

admin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:28:04 +0000

Mike Cruz, our co-host, joins us and we talk about Peter a friend that is from Greece who tells some of his story’s about Greece. Please email us at the tlrhomepodcast@gmail.com.

Rick